Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman’s life?
A: Third grade.
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Q: What are 3 two letter words t…
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?
A: Is it in.
Q: What algorithm did Intel use …
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider?
A: “Life is like a box of chocolates…” (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the do…
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
A: “Is it mine?
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Q: Two musicians are walking dow…
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?
” A: The other replies, “That was no piccolo, that was my fife.”
Q: Two men drive into a car wash…
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman?
A: The one on the motorbike.
Q: There is a frog driving east …
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.
Q: Mom, why do you always stand …
Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don’t want the neighbours to think I’m employing corporal punishment, dear.
Q: What changes would occur in y…
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What can you find in a man’s …
Q: What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
A: a $20 bill