Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out …
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What did the thermometer say …
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the snowman and his …
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A: A snowmobile!
Q: What did the puppy say when h…
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
– A: RUFF!
Q: What did the Production Manag…
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
A: Nothing. But he promised he’d make it up to them on the next one.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say…
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant”(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
Q: What did the leper say to the…
Q: What did the leper say to the hooker?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: What do blonde’s have against…
Q: What do blonde’s have against condoms?
A: Their cheeks.
Q: What do birds give out on Hal…
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.