Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
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Q: What do a Wendy’s Hamburger a…
Q: What do a Wendy’s Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
A: They were both cooked by a guy named “Dave”.
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit…
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans…
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom…
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.
Q: What do a clitoris, an annive…
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What do a blonde and a car ha…
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
Q: What directions did the ghost…
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
Q: What dinosaur would you find …
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What do little trees say on H…
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat.