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A: Their personality.
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Q: What do Israeli soldiers do w…
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
Q: What do electric trains and b…
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: What do college students and …
Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have …
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Q: What do cats like to eat on a…
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
– A: Mice cream
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti …
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex…
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do blondes eat to increa…
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Q: What do blondes do after they…
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.