Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
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Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
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Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?
A:Sweetheart!
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A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.