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A: An air bag.
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A: A superior being.
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– A: A first-aid kit!
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– A: A sourpuss!
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– A: Catsup!
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A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.
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A: A know-it-all bitch.
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A: Stupid!
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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.