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A: A roamin’ Catholic!
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Q: What do you call a series of …
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
A: Successive approximations.
Q: What do you call a person who…
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
Q: What do you call a Mexican wi…
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!
Q: What do you call a male quart…
Q: What do you call a male quartet?
A: Three men and a tenor.
Q: What do you call a laughing m…
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha
Q: What do you call a frog with …
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A: Unhoppy!!
Q: What do you call a fly buzzin…
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.