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Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole’
Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist.
Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.
Q: What do you get when dinosaur…
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you get if you cross …
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?
A: You get light music.
Q: What do you get if Bach falls…
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies …
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs.