Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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Q: What do you call two spiders …
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newlywebs.
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Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe?
A: Fur traders.
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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
– A: Claude
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Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you get when you play…
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.
Q: What do you get when you mix …
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q: What do you get when you drop…
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get when you cros…
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can’t drive!