Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?
“A: “No, I just lie there.”
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Q: What does a blonde and a turt…
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say…
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman…
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.
Q: What do you use to tie saplin…
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position cords.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What do you say to the banjo …
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What do you say to a twenty t…
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Q: What do you say to a dog befo…
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?
– A: Bone appetite!
Q: What do you say to a Blonde t…
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”