Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A: Runs away from the draft.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A: Runs away from the draft.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?
A: A microchip off the old block.
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: Play ball.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.