Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.
Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
A: The White House.
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?
A: You get a short circut.
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!