Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
– A: It stole the show!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
– A: It stole the show!
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by.swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his teapea.
Q: What is a bellybutton for?
A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus VAT
Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: What is 61 to a blonde?
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
– A: A Rottweiler in a playground.