Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…What’s wrong with them?

They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liarI can’t believe that!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don’t talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

Well, I ouldn’t start watching any new soap operas!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?

Saw the legs off of your bed!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.That’s baaaaaaaaaad!