Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?

It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?

They were arch enemies.

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?

The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps !

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?

Yes!The ones you put butter on?

Yes!Oh, You’re Crackers!

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?

No, I really did!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change !

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.So why did you come around then?

Well, I saw this light at the window…!