Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.So why did you come around then ?

Well, I saw this light at the window…!

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?

Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ?

Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…What’s wrong with them?

They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liarI can’t believe that!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don’t talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

Well, I ouldn’t start watching any new soap operas!