Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A: It’s all in the grip.
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner’s neighbors don’t mind if you don’t return the sax when you borrow it.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.