Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: A viola burns longer.

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?

A: King Kong is more sensitive.