Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ?
A: Duck
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A: Almond Joy candy bar
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.