Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde’s mouth?
A: Einstein’s dick.
Q: What is the range of a tuba?
A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.
Q: What word begins with the letter “F” and ends in “UCK”?
A: FIRETRUCK.
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That’s the banjo player’s porsche.
Q: What will Bill’s favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything’s $100.
Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life?
A: Grade six.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.