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A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Q: What was the last thing a blo…
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have…
Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.
Q: What side of the dog has the …
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
– A: The Outside.
Q: What problems would you face …
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What kinds of people don’t ge…
Q: What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Q: What’s black, white and read …
Q: What’s black, white and read all over?
A: A newspaper.
Q: What’s black and dangerous an…
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What’s another name for the “…
Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
Q: What’s an accordion good for?…
Q: What’s an accordion good for?
A: Learning how to fold a map.