Q: What’s a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: What’s a cat’s second favorit…
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?
– A: Spa-catti!
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Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food?
– A: Petatoes!
Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite w…
Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine?
A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite co…
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color?
A: A light shade of clear.
Q: what’s a biologists definitio…
Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck
Q: What you get when four men go…
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
Q: What would you call an Arab w…
Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!
Q: What’s Clinton doing to make …
Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s …
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!