Q: What’s musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.
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Q: What’s Irish and sits outside…
Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Q: What’s green and purple and g…
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What’s got four legs and no e…
Q: What’s got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite s…
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song?
– A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: What’s delaying the Polish sp…
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program?
A: Development of a working match.
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite bas…
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers.
Q: What’s the definition of a ne…
Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q: What’s the definition of a ge…
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t!
Q: What’s the capital of Afghani…
Q: What’s the capital of Afghanistan?
A: KABOOM!!