Q: What’s the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm!
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Q: What’s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We’re still trying to find out too.
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Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.
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Q: What’s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: “I didn’t wake up this morning…”
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Q: What’s the highest position in the Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!
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Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Q: What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.