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A: When you are a mouse!
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Q: When driving through fog, wha…
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2…
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: When did Clinton’s friends be…
Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
A: When he married outside of his family.
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17…
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!
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Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a – computer?
A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Q: Whatever happened to the bedb…
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
Q: What’s the ultimate embarrass…
Q: What’s the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.