Q: What’s the slowest thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Q: Where do you look for blonde’…
Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries?
A: Under “Home Improvements.”
Q: Where do you find 60 million …
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
A: In France.
Q: Where do people who say “shoo…
Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to?
A: Heck
Q: Where do cats write down note…
Q: Where do cats write down notes?
– A: Scratch Paper!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet t…
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Where did the kittens go on t…
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
– A: To a mewseum.
Q: When’s the best time to take …
Q: When’s the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?
– A: Anytime he wants to go.
Q: When will there be a woman in…
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: When was the longest day in t…
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.