Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
– A: When the door is open.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magic…
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Q: Who has the right of way when…
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
Q: Which way did the programmer …
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He went DATA way!
Q: Which sexual position produce…
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: Which positions does a violis…
Q: Which positions does a violist use?
A: First, third, and emergency.
Q: Which of the following doesn’…
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.
Q: Which is harder to make? A bl…
Q: Which is harder to make?
A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Q: Which is easier for a man to …
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
Q: Which game did the cat want t…
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
– A: Catch.