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Q: Where does Napolean keep his …
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!
Q: Where does an Irish person go…
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar
Q: Where does a white baby go wh…
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven Q: What does it get?
A: Wings Q: What does it become?
A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven Q: What does it get?
A: Wings Q: What does it become?
A: A Bat!
Q: Why are conductors’ hearts po…
Q: Why are conductors’ hearts popular for transplants?
A: They’ve had little use.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of…
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?A…
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.
Q: Why are blondes like corn fla…
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peopl…
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Who would become President of…
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!