Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: …
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: The…
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so …
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A:…
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: Why are violas so large?A: It…
Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It’s not that the violas are large, just that the viola player’s heads are so small.
Q: Why are there more jokes abou…
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas ha…
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: They’ve been having turkey for years.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas ha…
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas ha…
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!