Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas ha…
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissio…
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don’t need to be retrained.
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy…
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy…
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A:…
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Q: Why can’t blondes put in ligh…
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cu…
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a…
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese …
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White Hous…
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.