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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write…
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write…
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 1…
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.
Q: Why couldn’t the animals on N…
Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A…
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: Why can’t you hear a viola on…
Q: Why can’t you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go t…
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on mil…
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada…
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.