Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on…
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross th…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross th…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To meet the chick.
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send…
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: Why did the bass player get m…
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.
Q: Why did the bank drive-up win…
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: “Don’t Walk.”
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devou…
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did Moses wander in the d…
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldn’t ask for directions!
Q: Why did it take the blonde a …
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.