Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?

A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?

A: So they wouldn’t shit all over when you played with their tits.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?

A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?

A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.