Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coa…
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off t…
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ic…
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask hi…
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?
A: Because the road sign said ‘Squeeze Left.’
Q: Why did the blonde try and st…
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Swee…
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q: Why did the blonde only smell…
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: Why did the blonde make love …
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice c…
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.