Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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Q: Why did the clown cross the r…
Q: Why did the clown cross the road?
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meo…
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?
” A: He was studying foreign languages.
Q: Why did the Canadian cross th…
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up…
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
A: They make good paddles.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladde…
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy …
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the farmer call his p…
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: Why did the farmer call his p…
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.