Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
– A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks?
A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
– A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.