Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out …
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburg…
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why did the scientist install…
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the…
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To get to the chick across the street!
Q: Why did the Polish couple dec…
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: Why did the old lady put whee…
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the b…
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Q: Why did the mother cat put st…
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
– A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands…
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they’re two-tired.