Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
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Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton…
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to …
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.
Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A…
Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pen…
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Q: Why did the witch’s mail ratt…
Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle?
A: It was a chain letter.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the …
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: Why do blondes always die bef…
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”.
Q: Why do blonde’s get confused …
Q: Why do blonde’s get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring re…
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.