Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it.A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?

A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They’re too hard to peel.