Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
– A: Because you can’t bury them in the sky!
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Q: Why do divorced men get marri…
Q: Why do divorced men get married again?
A: Bad memory.
Q: Why do cats like to hear othe…
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
– A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – …
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls?
– A: Because they love a good gag!
Q: Why do brunettes know so many…
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A: Gives ’em something to do on Saturday night!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hai…
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded sh…
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?
” whenever you ask them a question.
Q: Why do men find it difficult …
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: Why do men become smarter dur…
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why do liberals travel in thr…
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.