Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break
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Q: Why do Greek men wear gold ne…
Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nost…
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.
Q: Why do drummers always have t…
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?
A: They never know when to come in.
Q: Why do saunas remind some peo…
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde’s?
A: Because they’re both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don’t mind if you bring friends.
Q: Why do Polish police cars hav…
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.
Q: Why do Polish names end in “s…
Q: Why do Polish names end in “ski” ?
A: Because they can’t spell tobbagan.
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy’s d…
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy’s dog?
(hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?…
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why do men have a hole in the…
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.