Q: Why do men float better than women?
A: Because they are scum.
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Q: Why does a dog wag it’s tail?…
Q: Why does a dog wag it’s tail?
– A: No one else will do it for them
Q: Why does a blonde insist on h…
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes w…
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don’t have balls to scratch.
Q: Why do women have tits?A: So …
Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the…
Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Q: Why do they have so much trou…
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
Q: Why do they always fly around…
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.
Q: Why do Southern guys go to fa…
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
A: To meet chicks.
Q: Why do so many fishermen own …
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!