Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide b…
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Q: Why does everyone love cats? …
Q: Why does everyone love cats?
– A: They’re purr-fect!
Q: Why does everyone hate a banj…
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
A: Saves time.
Q: Why does Clinton always have …
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
A: He is stupid!
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stup…
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
A: Heredity.
Q: Why does a viola burn longer …
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
A: It is usually still in the case.
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cros…
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out dri…
Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old hou…
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses?
A: He’s afraid of the draft.