Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can’t find the zipper.A2: They cant find the pull tab.
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Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio…
Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books?
A: There aren’t any pictures.
Q: Why don’t blind people skydiv…
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Q: Why don’t blind people skydiv…
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cros…
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Q: Why don’t Polish people kill …
Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs?
A: Because it’s their national bird.
Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A:…
Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshal…
Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: Why don’t blondes like butter…
Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast?
A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevat…
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route.