Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australi…
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia?
A: They’re both down under, and no one cares.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL S…
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots…
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots?
A: Because they’ll melt.
Q: Why don’t women have men’s br…
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Q: Why don’t violists play hide …
Q: Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s…
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
Q: Why don’t they know where Moz…
Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he’s Haydn!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting…
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “m…
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”?
A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.