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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scu…
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q: Why is a modem better than a …
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman?
A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and…
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the mi…
Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face?
– A: Because it’s the scenter.
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet…
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Q: Why shouldn’t violists take u…
Q: Why shouldn’t violists take up mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they’re missing.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde …
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the…
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: Why is the banjo player a fid…
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player’s best friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.