Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don’t disgrace themselves in parades.
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let yo…
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander?
A: It’s too little to be out alone.
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losin…
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a mira…
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with C…
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school?
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economi…
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy…
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?
?
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Q: You know what the problem wit…
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you?
A: They get elected.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do…
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
A: He’s the one with a duck.
Q: Why would it be difficult to …
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.