Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.
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Q: Why were there two presidenti…
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: Why were the Clintonites push…
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly bu…
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: Why was the blonde confused a…
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q:What do you get when you cross…
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A:(‘A jump rope’)”
Q:what do you catch when you go …
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
Q:What did the tornado say to th…
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?
‘)
Q:what did the fish say when he …
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A:Damn
Q:What did one plate say to the …
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate?
A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)