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Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.
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QUESTION: How long does a United…
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
QUESTION: Do you know what is ho…
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
Q:Why did the man put his money …
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!’)
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Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?
A:Call B52
Q:What should Iraq get for its a…
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A:A refund.
Question: What goes up and never…
Question: What goes up and never comes down?
Answer: Up
QUESTION: What do you get from a…
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
Question: What do you call a les…
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Answer: A Lickalotopus.
Question: What do you call a gay…
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Answer: Mega-sore-ass.