Author Archives: lennart

Question: What do elephants use …

Question: What do elephants use for tampoons?

Answer: Sheep.

Question: What did the dead racc…

Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?

Answer: “Leave it to Beaver.”

QUESTION: Name the loser in the …

QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.

Question: If a man speaks in the…

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Question: What’s the difference …

Question: What’s the difference between sin and shame?

Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

QUESTION: What’s the best way to…

QUESTION: What’s the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Question: What’s another name fo…

Question: What’s another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

Question: What is the difference…

Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

QUESTION: What is the difference…

QUESTION: What is the difference between a “Battery” and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANS…

QUESTION: What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between, “I do” and “You’d better!”